Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
A: A documentary
Q: What do they call it in Kentucky?
A: "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous"
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
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