These guys were brainwashed by the government to cover up Lincoln's murder because Kennedy's assassin really hated marathons. Especially the ones run by Disney every year because he was a nazi and everyone knows nazis are hiding on the dark side of the moon purposely keeping weed from being legalized because 9/11 was an inside job by the reptilian overlords because they're tired of living underground because fucking OBAMA is taking away our rights just to make way for his army of Bigfoot to implement martial law and keep is all in concentration camps because I don't want to wash my hair. Like. Fucking happy 4/20 you sheep.
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