REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION...

REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION


Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.


Last name:______________


First name:______________


(_) Billy-Bob (_) Bobby-Sue
(_) Billy-Joe (_) Bobby-Jo
(_) Billy-Ray (_) Bobby-Ann
(_) Billy-Sue (_) Bobby-Lee
(_) Billy-Mae (_) Bobby-Ellen
(_) Billy-Jack (_) Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
(_) Badd-Teddy Bob


Age:_____(if unsure, guess)


Sex: (_)M (_)F (_)None


Shoe Size:______Left_____Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer (_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser (_) Waitress
(_) Un-employed (_) Dirty Politician


Spouse's Name:_________________


2nd Spouse's Name:______________


3rd Spouse's Name_______________


Lover's Name:___________________


2nd Lover's Name:_______________


Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister (_) Aunt
(_) Brother (_) Uncle
(_) Mother (_) Son
(_) Father (_) Daughter
(_) Cousin (_) Pet


Number of children living in household:_____


Number of children living in shed:________


Number of children that are yours:________


Mother's Name:_______________________(Relation_______)


Father's Name:________________________(Relation_______)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
(_) 5th grade (_) 6th grade


Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home?


Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
____Total number of vehicles you own
____Number of vehicles that still crank
____Number of vehicles in front yard
____Number of vehicles in back yard
____Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Age you stared drvin ____
( if over 10 are you still slow lerrnin? (_) Yes (_) No


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____truck ____kitchen
____bedroom ____bathroom/outhouse
____shed ____pawnshop


Model and year of your pickup:___________194__


Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to :
(_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe
(_) TVGuide (_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun (_) Bassmasters


____Number of times you've seen a UFO


____Number of times you've seen Elvis


____Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


Do you hunt Bear? If so, please do not explain


How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not applicble


How many teeth in YOUR mouth?_____


Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow (_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown (_) Black
(_) N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_) Red-Man (_) Skoal


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) don't know


Distance between mobile home and Bubba's House of Beer?____


How many times has you received a DWI this year?____