During an uneventful evening a cop at a speed trap has pulled over a speeding car.
*Cop*: "Sir do you know why I pulled you over?"
*Man*: "I'm afraid I was speeding officer. But you see, I'm a plastic surgeon at a private clinic and I was rushing to a client."
*Cop*: "What kind of a procedure are you doing?"
*Surgeon*: "I specialize the enlargement of the anus. This particular client is in the middle of widening it to a diameter of about 2 meters."
*Cop*: "Jesus H. Christ! What would possibly want to do with a 6 foot asshole??"
Surgeon: "Oh that's simple! You put it at the side of the road and give it a radar-gun."
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