Boy comes home from school. Dad asks what he learned today, and the boy says they had a lesson about the difference between theory, and reality, but he didn't really get it. Dad thinks for a bit, and says "Go ask Mom, and your sister if they would have sex with a stranger for a million dollars." So the boy finds Mom washing dishes, tugs on her pants, and asks "Mom, would you have sex with a stranger for a million dollars?" Mom stops washing, thinks for a bit, and replies "Yes, I think I would. We could pay off the house. Pay off the car. Put you and your sister through college. I believe that I would. The boy finds his teenage sister in her room, asks her the same question, and gets the same response for the same reasons. As he approaches Dad, Dad asks what the ladies of the house said. The boy replies that they both said yes, and lists all the reasons for Dad. Then the boy asks "What does that have to do with theory and reality?"
"Well, son, in theory we're millionaires! In reality, we live with a couple of whores."
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