I am getting on in years and not the best looking
guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around
the edges. But, I have a nice car, a little money
and I spend most of my time casually traveling
from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us. And all of
a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the
grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought ...
"Wow, these Tasers are really worth the money!!!"
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