He's driving for a bit down the interstate when all of a sudden he gets pulled over.
The cop screams, "Get out of the car!"
He complies.
The cop asks, "What the hell is the matter with you? Didn't you notice that your wife fell out of the car half a a mile back?"
"Oh thank God!" The man says.
"I thought I was going deaf."
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