Military history class. We have this one guy in class who doesn't really say much and tends to keep to himself; just figured one of those 'man of few words' kinda guys. One day, we were discussing the planes used in WW2. Ensuing discussion goes as such
Professor: So what planes did we have during that time?
Student 1: Well we had the Cobra and Mustang
Professor: Ok and what did the Japanese have?
Student 2: Japanese had zeros
Professor: And what was the main difference between us and them?
Quiet kid: We didn't crash as much
The professor tried to keep it together but started rolling, dropped his marker, and said 'Class dismissed'. We had 20 minutes left. Thanks quiet kid
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