[Quick joke] The cat with 16 lives

So there was a cat in the neighborhood that was always telling other cats that he was better than them because he had 16 lives, it was like this for 5 months, daily, he didn't miss one day to bitch around. Then, one sunday he doesn't shows up and all the other cats are getting worried about it until one of them comes and tell them: ''Hey guys, do you remember this new human that moved in yesterday? Well, he drives a 4x4...''

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