Little Johnny went out into the garden and saw her pet cat lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air.

Little Johnny went out into the garden and saw her pet cat lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, I'm afraid Tiddles is dead. So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that Daddy? asked Johnny as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say the father replied, Tiddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles up to heaven. Little Johnny seemed to take her cats death quite well. However two days later when her father came home from work Johnny had tears in her eyes and said, Mummy almost died this morning. Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the boy and shouted, How do you mean Johnny? Well, mumbled Johnny, soon after you left for work this morning I saw mummy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!! and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she would definitely have gone, Daddy.