A 80 year old man got his 18 year old wife pregnant, so he goes to the doctor and says hell the hell did that happend. the doctor says hmmmm reminds me of a old story i know about how a little boy was in the woods and a grizzly bear came out so the little boy picked up a rock and held it like it was a gun and the bear died. After the doctor told him the storie the 80 year old man said well it seems like somone else was doing the shooting and the doctor replied my point exactly.
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