... And says, "Hey bartender! Give me a beer."
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bainbridge."
The bear says, "Look, you piece of shit. Give me a fucking beer!"
"No. I'm sorry. We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Bainbridge."
The bear growls, "Give me a beer right now, or I'm going to eat that lady at the end of the bar."
The bartender stands firm, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bully bears in bars in Bainbridge."
The bear then charges over, mauls, and eats the woman that was at the end of the bar. With blood on his chin, he asks, "Are you going to give me that beer now."
"No. We don't serve beer to belligerent bully bears in bars in Bainbridge, specially bears that are on drugs."
"On drugs? What are you talking about?"
"You know that girl you just swallowed? That was a Barbiturate."
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