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GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT


The Tallahassee Bugle


MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS


The Anchorage Alaska Times


GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY


[should be "Pen Is"]


The New Haven Connecticut Register


THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON


The Arkansas Plainsman


CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS


Bangor Maine News


STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION


The Washington Times


CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL


The Bosnia Bugle


LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW


Newsday


ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX


San Antonio Rose


PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE


Chicago Daily News


TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS


The Miami Herald


MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING


The New Haven Connecticut Register


GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS


The Tallahassee Democrat


WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY!


The Houston Chronicle

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