This guy walks into a store,
Guy: Can I buy that ass.
Clerk: You mean the Bass.
Guy: Ya the ass.
Guy: Can I also get the fucket.
Clerk: You mean the bicket.
Guy: Ya the fucket.
Guy: Last can I get the cocket-spank it
Clerk: You mean the Cocker Spanial.
Guy: Ya that.
The guy buys the things until the Cocker Spanial ran off.
Guy: Oh No can you hold my ass and fucket while I go get my cocket-spank it.
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