Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks...

Doctor, Doctor, I...

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills -...

After surgery

As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why...

Sherlock the Abuser

Doctor Watson was told by Sherlock Holmes' gardener that there was a...

A baseball...

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a...

I'm kind of scared.

So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out yet....

I told my doctor...

I told my doctor I was having trouble sleeping and he suggested I try white...

A pregnant woman...

A pregnant woman goes into a coma 3 months into her pregnancy, 7 months later...

Medical Wisdom

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was...

Why doesn't...

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why do you make...

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed....