A military pilot urgently called ATC for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." His one engine was shutting down.
ATC told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B-52 bomber that had one of his eight engines shut down.
"Ah," the pilot remarked, "the dreaded seven-engine approach!"
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