Once there were two brothers Shutup and Trouble. One day Trouble
got lost so Shutup went to find him. So as Shutup is driving
down the street an officer pulls him over.
Officer: "You were speeding what's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup"
Officer: "That it I'll give you one more chance. What's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup"
Officer: "Are you looking for trouble?"
Shutup: "Yeah do you know where he is?"
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