There was a man and a women who were expecting a baby, but right before the woman started going into labor the man got cold feet and took the car and split.
The wife had to choice but to try and walk to the hospital and took some short cuts thru back alleys when a man saw her and shot her 3 times.
When the woman woke up in the hospital the doctors told her she gave birth to 3 healthy babies, but the bullets were somewhere in them
14 years later one of the woman's daughters comes up to her and says "Mom! Mom! I was going to the bathroom and pissed out a bullet!" And the woman sits her down and tells her the story.
A couple days later the other comes in and goes "Mom! Mom! I was going to the bathroom and pissed out a bullet!" The woman sits her down and tells her the story.
A few days after that the son came in the room ands "Mom! Mom!" And the woman cuts him off and says "let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and pissed out a bullet" and the son replies "No i was jerking off and shot the dog!!"
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