Poor peasant and his lunch

There was a peasant who owned a small land for cultivation. He was a very modest man, living a peaceful life. Everytime he was leaving for work in the field, his wife would make him very delicious sandwiches. The sandwiches were made out of fresh baked bread, with homemade butter, cheese, ham, and fresh vegetables: tomatoes, lettuce and cucumbers. Eating them was his favorite part od the day, and he treated them as a reward for hard work he did.

One day the peasant went to work in the field and left his sandwiches on a nearby rock as he always did. After a few hours of work, he took a break and headed to the rock to enjoy his lunch, but... it was gone! A little angry and confused, he went back to work. The next day began and it was passing by as usual. Until the lunch time, when the poor man came to the rock to find out his sandwiches disappeared again! He got angry, but there was not much he could do, so he returned to work. On the third day, the situation occured again. It was too much. This time the peasant got really pissed and decided that the next day he would hide behind a tree and wait to reveal the sandwiches thief.

He did as he decided. He was waiting well hidden, keeping an eye on his lunch, but there was no living soul around. After an hour, suddenly, a great eagle flew out of nowhere, grabbed the lunch with it's claws and started to fly away. The shocked peasant threw himself into a pursuit of the bird. He followed the eagle until it landed in a nearby forest, not aware of being followed. The peasant hid behind a tree and watched the eagle. The bird unpacked the sandwhiches and threw all of the ingredients out: ham, cheese and fresh vegetables. Then the eagle took two slices of butter-covered bread, apllied them to it's chest rubbing them all over it, and said "oh my god, I am so fucked up".