The Foo

Once, there was a young man aspiring to be a explorer in the Amazon Rainforest. So he travels to the Amazon Basin and visits the elder who is renowned for his exploits of the jungle. The elder met him and gave him advice for surviving in the jungle. Right at the end of the meeting, the elder says in a low serious voice "There is one thing that is essential to surviving in the Amazon Rainforest, there is a majestic bird called the Foo, and for some reason everyone who has seen it and been defecated on by it, have all died, so one thing u have to remember is do not wipe the poop off of yourself if it happens to you. The young man laughs to himself and thinks this old man has lost his mind.
The next day, the man starts his journey, and sure enough, about halfway through the day, a shadow falls over him, he looks up and it's the Foo, and the Foo shits all over him. The man has an inkling of doubt but wipes it off anyways, and instantly dies. The moral of this story is "If the Foo shits, wear it."

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