when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.
About one hour later Hillary sees her driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
”What happened to you?” asked Hillary.
”Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
”My God, what did you tell them?” asks Clinton.
The driver replies, ”I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig!”
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