A man was driving on the interstate in the middle of Texas, his car breaks down, after his insurance agent tells him a road crew won't be available for 3 days, and with no nearby city in sight, he starts walking. As he walks he sees a farmhouse a little ways offroad, so he approaches it. On his way up the steps he notices a massive pig with it's back hind leg is missing peg leg lying in mud next to the house, On the porch of the farmhouse is an old worn farmer, the man asks"Can I stay here until my car is fixed?" The farmer replied "Sure, no problem friend." The man washes up and grabs a beer, then sits out on the porch. After fully explaining his situation, he asks the farmer "Was that pig born 1 leg short?" The farmer replied "Hell no son, that pig is a gift of God." "Explain how" The man said. "About 2 weeks ago I was fueling up my tractor, and all of the sudden the ground gave and the damn thing fell on top of my arm, I was pinned down, started praying, and then that pig busted outta his pen, stuck that hind leg under that tractor and lifted it up high enough for me to get free" said the Farmer. "Damn, quite the pig, so he lost his leg pickin up a tra-" "Noooo son, just last week I was out fishing in the rain, and all of the sudden, a bolt of lightning sent a tree right on top of my legs, trapped again, this time away from the farm I made my peace with God, and out nowhere, that pig ran up, stuck that hind leg under, and flipped the tree up off my legs" "Oh so thats how he lost i-" "Nooo son, just yesterd-" HOW DID HE LOSE IT?" The man yelled. "Well, you can't eat a pig that great all at once."
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