Bus Driver

So a little boy gets on a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling "if my mother was a monkey and my father was a monkey id be a baby monkey"

The driver is getting annoyed and the little boy yells again "if my mother was an elephant and my father was an elephant id be a baby elephant"

This goes on a few more times, the bus driver slams the brakes and turns around to shout at the boy "WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS A HOOKER AND YOUR DAD WAS GAY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE THEN"

The boy replies, "a bus driver"

(Sorry if repost or not funny)