It had been years since Bob and Jeff saw each other, but by complete coincidence they run into each other at the mall. They immediately start catching up on everything that's happened.
"So, anything happen in your life lately?" Jeff asks.
"I got a new cat a few weeks ago." Bob replies.
"Oh, nice!"
"But, uh, it died."
"No!" Jeff says. "What happened?"
"Poison mushrooms."
Jeff consoles his friend, and eventually they go their separate ways. A few weeks later, as luck would have it, they run into each other again.
"Bob! What's up?"
"Not much. Got another cat, but he died too."
"Oh no!" Jeff says, stunned. "What happened?"
"Poison mushrooms."
"Again? Oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that..."
Jeff again consoles his friend. A few months later, they run into each other yet again.
"Bob! How's life treating you?"
"I got married." Bob replies.
"Wow, congratulat—"
"Don't congratulate me too soon, she died last week."
Jeff gasps. "Oh... oh no. Bob, I am so sorry. I don't know what I could ever say to make you feel better. What happened to her?"
"Blunt force trauma to the head."
"Blunt force trauma?!"
Bob nods. "Yeah, she wouldn't eat the fuckin' mushrooms!"
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