A woman went into a pet store, saw a parrot, and asked to buy
it. The man at the counter said, "I don't think you want that
one, it used to live in a whore house." The woman replied, "I
don't care I'll take it." She brought the parrot home and the
parrot said, "New house, new master."
The woman's daughter came home and the woman said, "I got us a
parrot." The parrot said, "New house, new master, new whores."
The woman's husband came home and the woman said, "Honey I got
us a parrot." The parrot said, "New house, new master, new
whores, hi George!"
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