squaddie at a checkpoint in Afghanistan in Helmand, he spots a single figure walking walking up the road towards him, his hands held high apparently unarmed with a very unusual parrot sat on his shoulder, as he gets closer the squaddie stares in amazement at the parrot its huge and its feathers are gold and tipped with all the colours of the rainbow. As the figure closes on the checkpoint the squaddie challenges and the figure stops, appearing to be a weary taliban soldier with sad expression.
The squaddie asks nodding at the parrot, where d'ya get that from mate?
and the parrot replies "there's fucking loads of them over that hill bud"
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