Heisenberg is speeding along down an unfamiliar highway when all of a sudden a police car appears seemingly out of nowhere and signals for him to pull over.
The officer approaches the car and asks, "Do you have any idea how fast you were just going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, sir. Why?"
The officer says, "Well, sir, you were speeding, and I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
Heisenberg, annoyed, asks, "Is this really necessary? I'm going to be late to work!"
The officer replies, "Well, I'm sorry to have to hold you up, sir, but you were driving incredibly irresponsibly! According to my radar gun, you were going exactly 90 miles per hour, which far exceeds the speed limit."
"Thanks a lot, jackass," Heisenberg yelled, "I'll be even later now that I'm COMPLETELY LOST!"
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