A man returns from a business trip in New Orleans and he brings his wife home a present. She opens the box and inside finds a dildo. Her husband explains to her that this is no ordinary dildo, and that he bought it from a Witch Doctor.
"It's magic!" the husband exclaims, and he proceeds to show his wife how it works.
"You must say 'Voodoo dick, Voodoo dick,' then name the place you want it. Watch! 'Voodoo dick, Voodoo dick... that key hole!"
And the dildo flew across the room and starts fucking the key hole.
After her husband leaves, the wife decides to try out her new toy.
"Voodoo dick, Voodoo dick... my Pussy!" she yells. And just like that, the toy goes to work. And keeps working.... And doesn't stop. After countless orgasms the wife realizes she doesn't know how to make it stop. Flushed with ecstasy she gets in the car and begins driving erratically to the hospital, when she is pulled over by a policeman.
"Officer thank god you're here!" the wife moans. "My husband gave me this Voodoo Dick and I can't make it stop."
"Voodoo Dick?" The policeman asks sarcastically. "Voodoo Dick my Ass!"
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