...and he sees a beautiful woman hitchhiking. He thought it was strange that she wasn't standing near a car, but he picks her up anyway. As they are about to drive away he asks her "what are you doing in the middle of nowhere?" She pulls a gun out of her purse and says "I am taking your truck, that is what I'm doing. Get out!" He gets out and she says "take off all your clothes and toss them up to the cab." He complies. She tosses down two pairs of handcuffs and tells him to handcuff each wrist to each ankle. He complies. She takes off. No vehicle passes by for what seems like an hour. Finally another truck approaches and stops right by him. The driver looks out of his window and says "Bill is that you?" Bill says "yeh, it's me, it's me." The other driver says "man, what happened to you?" Bill says "I picked up this girl hitchhiking. She had a gun. She took my clothes, she took my wallet, she took my truck. I've been out here for an hour!" The other truck driver gets out of his truck, starts to unzip his pants, and says, "Bill man, you're having a fucked up day!"
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