The 7 Dwarfs and the Pope

6 of th 7 dwarfs are sitting in their house when Doc comes
running in. Doc says, "OH MY GOSH...you guys,i just won us all
free trips to go see the Pope tomorrow."


So the 7 dwarfs are standing in front of the Pope, pushing Dopey
towards the front saying, "ask him dopey, ask him!" dopey tuggs
on the Pope's clothes and the Pope looks down. dopey says, "are
there nuns in alaska?"


"of course! why wouldnt there be?!" says the Pope. the dwarfs
whisper to dopey, "ask him the second part. come on, ask him!"
so dopey asks, "are there midgets in alaska?"


"oh, im sure there are." says the Pope. and the dwarfs say, "ask
him the last part dopey. go ahead, ask him!" the Pope looks at
dopey and says, "what is the last part dopey?"


dopey shyfully says, "are there midget nuns in alaska?" and the
Pope says "HELL NO!"


the rest of the dwarfs chime together..."DOPEY HAD SEX WITH A
PENGUIN! DOPEY HAD SEX WITH A PENGUIN!......"