...He has it towed to a near by mechanic shop. Upon arrival, the mechanic tells him it will be two hours before its fixed and that he should go get ice cream at a near by parlor. Being that the penguin didn't have hands, he proceded to peck it with his beak. He goes back to the shop to get his car and asks the man behind the counter, "so what's the damage?" The man replies with "looks like you blew a seal" the penguin, very offended says "you ass! Its just ice cream!"
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