So there is a guy cruisin' down the highway in his truck. In the bed of his truck he has about 20 penguins.
A state trooper sees him and is in utter shock. Never seen anything like it before.
So the trooper flashes his lights and pulls the guy over.
Trooper: "Buddy, what the fuck are you doin?! You gotta take those things to the zoo, right away"
Penguin Guy: "Yes sir i apologize you are right"
Next day the trooper is in the same spot on the highway, and sure enough he sees the same guy in the same truck with the same 20 penguins in the bed, but this time the penguins are all wearing sunglasses.
Especially annoyed the trooper flashes his lights again and pulls over the guy.
Trooper: "Are you kidding me buddy? I told you to take those damn penguins to the zoo, yesterday!"
Penguin Guy: "I know, they loved it, today I'm taking them to the beach"
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