A horny guy went into a whorehouse and says, "I need a blow job, but I only have $5".
"Okay", the owner said, "that is not much, but for $5 we can give you a penguin".
"What's a penguin?" The man asked.
"you'll see", she replied.
So he went upstairs. A young woman came and started giving him a blow job. But just as he was about to finish, she stopped and walked away.
Frustrated, he waddled after her with his pants around his ankles, screaming "What's a penguin?"
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