An Irish man walks into a church and goes to confess his sinsBloke "father father i fucked a cat"Father "a terrible sin this weeks penance is 20 whips around the back"That night the vicar was thinking how he did it and thought he will give it a go so he picked up his cat turned him round and was just about to start when the cat turned and clawed his bollocks blood was coming out everywhereNext week the same bloke came in bloke " father father i fucked a cat again" Father " how did you do it" bloke " i put the cat in a box wrap cotton wool around him and cut a hole at the bottom of the box then i am ready"The father turned round and said" your penance this week is to fuck the cat without the box"
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