A bloke gets pulled up for speeding. Being about 10 Km's over
the speed limit, the cop announces that the guy will be fined
$200. Naturally, the bloke isn't very happy.
"What if I got outta this car and beat the shit out of you? What
would happen to me?" he said. The police officer explained that
such an action is called "Assaulting a police officer" and could
result in imprisonment.
"Okay then," says the bloke, "What if I call you a cunt?"
The cop then explains that this action is called "Insulting a
police officer" and results in a hefty fine.
"Right" says the bloke, "What about if I think you're a cunt?"
The officer explains that thinking is not against the law, and
freedom of thought permitted anyone to think anything they liked.
The bloke thought for a minute and said, "Well I think you're a
cunt!"
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