Pathan Joke (Urdu/Punjabi

3 pathan picnic pe gai wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gai

faisla keya k sb se chota pathan ja kar pepsi le aye,

Chota pathan:
mai is shart pr jata ho k tm mere ane tk samosy ni khao ge,
2no ne kaha k thek!

1 ganta guzra pathan ni aya,
3 gantay guzre,
6 gantay guzre,
1 din guzra,
2 din guzre,
2no ne socha k ab samosy kha lene chahye,
jese hi samosa uthaya

chota pathan darkht k peche se nikl k bola
"JE enj krna ay tay main koi ni jana.