Monks vs Hugh

There was once a group of monks who lived near a village. They would grow flowers and one day they discovered that human blood was the best fertilizer, so the monks began killing villagers for their blood. All the villagers formed a mob and went to confront the monks except for Hugh, he was out fishing. When they demanded that the monks leave the monks asked if Hugh was with them, the villagers replied "no" and left defeated. The monks continued to kill people so all the villagers formed another mob except for Hugh who was out of town visiting his mother. Again the monks asked if Hugh was with the villagers, the villagers said "no" and left defeated. The monks continued to kill villagers and finally the village formed a third mob and this time Hugh was with them. When they arrived the monks asked if Hugh was with them, when they said "yes" the monks packed up their things and left. The moral of the story is only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.