Revenge For Blondes

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
-It doesn't show the dirt

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
-Fisher-Price.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
-The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
-It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
-It matches their mustache.

Why is the color brunette considered evil?
-When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
-Check her for a pulse.

What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
-A brunette rabbit

What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
-"What part of 'yes' do you not understand?"

Why did God create brunettes?
-So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
-The invitation.

Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
-From their underarms.

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
-Gay, married, or a hostage.

How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color?
-By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
-Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
-Startled.

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