Sits down, and orders five shots of tequila.
The bartender says, 'that's a lot of booze. Are you celebrating something?'
The young man replies, 'My first blowjob.'
'Well then,' says the bartender, 'the sixth is on me!'
The young man sighs, 'No thanks. If five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.'
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