Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina

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NAKED MAN

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St Peter is at...

...Doing his daily duties, welcoming those who've recently passed on from a...

Porn

I watch so much porn, my screen saver is windex.

NAKED MAN

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St Peter is at...

...Doing his daily duties, welcoming those who've recently passed on from a...

Porn

I watch so much porn, my screen saver is windex.

NAKED MAN

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: "How do you drink water...

What's the...

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I got fired from...

Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.

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I watch so much porn, my screen saver is windex.

NAKED MAN

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: "How do you drink water...

What's the...

A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Courtesy of Chuck Palahnuik at his...

I got fired from...

Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.

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NAKED MAN

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: "How do you drink water...

What's the...

A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Courtesy of Chuck Palahnuik at his...

I got fired from...

Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.

Patrick and Bruce

Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together....

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1) You're so poor that when somebody rings the doorbell you have to stick...

What's the...

A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Courtesy of Chuck Palahnuik at his...

I got fired from...

Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.

Patrick and Bruce

Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together....

5 You're So Poor...

1) You're so poor that when somebody rings the doorbell you have to stick...

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I got fired from...

Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.

Patrick and Bruce

Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together....

5 You're So Poor...

1) You're so poor that when somebody rings the doorbell you have to stick...

Viola Jokes

Viola jokes are jokes usually insulting violas and violists, since they are,...

Patrick and Bruce

Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together....

5 You're So Poor...

1) You're so poor that when somebody rings the doorbell you have to stick...

Viola Jokes

Viola jokes are jokes usually insulting violas and violists, since they are,...

5 You're So Poor...

1) You're so poor that when somebody rings the doorbell you have to stick...

Viola Jokes

Viola jokes are jokes usually insulting violas and violists, since they are,...

Oldest surviving...

My favorite: A young man said to his libido-driven wife: "What should we do,...

Viola Jokes

Viola jokes are jokes usually insulting violas and violists, since they are,...

Oldest surviving...

My favorite: A young man said to his libido-driven wife: "What should we do,...

A while back I...

He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or something. I never told anyone...

Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina

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