A man walks into a bar. He orders a couple of beers and gets drunk, so he starts looking at the guard, a tall guy with a big colorfull hairstyle and a lot of tatos and pearcings.
After a while the guard notices and asks him :
" Why are you stareing, old man?"
" Whell, when I was young, like your age, I got drunk and made a bet that I'll have sex with a parrot, and now I wonder if you're my kid."
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