A panda bear picks up a hooker and they go to a cheap motel to have sex. He goes down on her for hours and she has multiple orgasms.
Afterward, while the panda bear is getting dressed the hooker sits up in bed and says I need you to pay me now. The panda just shrugs and keeps putting on his clothes.
The hooker jumps out of bed and says I need you to pay me, I am a hooker, this is what I do for a job.
The panda bear shrugs again and continues putting on his clothes. The hooker runs to her purse and pulls out a mini dictionary and looks up the word �hooker.� She shows the bear what it says: Hooker; has sex for money.
The bear smiles and flips to �Panda Bear�, and then without saying another word walks out of the room.
The hooker looks down at the definition and reads: Panda Bear; eats bushes and leaves
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