Orgasms you May Encounter

Situations you may find yourself in, and the orgasms you may encounter...


Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.


Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.


Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.


Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.


Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.


Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.


Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.


Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.


Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.


Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.


Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.


Sex while broke - poor-gasms.


Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.


Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.


Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.


Sex with a nymphomaniac (or Ritzi) - more-gasms.


Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.


Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.


Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.


Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.


Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.


Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.


Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.


Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.


Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.


Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms.


Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.


Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.


Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.


Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.


Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.


Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.


Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.


Sex while flying - soar-gasms.


Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.


Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.


Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms.


Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.


Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.


Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.


Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.


Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.


Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.


Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms.


Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.