A Irishman went into a flag shop and asked for a green unionjack.
The guy behind the counter said, "A green unionjack what? We
don't do green unionjacks you fool."
The Irishman asked, "What colours do you do them in them?"
"Red white and blue, like everywhere else." Replies the salesman.
The Irishman says, "I'll have a blue one then."
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