A Kindergarten teacher asks her class for examples of words that start with W. Immediately, Tyler, a troublemaker, raises his hand but is ignored. She calls on Suzy instead. Suzy replies "Water"
The teacher replies, good job Suzy! Water is essential for life.
Another student says "wobble" and everyone giggles.
How about one more w word? The room goes silent except for Tyler. The teacher really doesn't want to call on him, but he's aggressively waving his hand. Reluctantly, she calls on Tyler. He says "womb"
Relieved but still nervous, she says, "Oh you know what that is? Like where a baby stays in Mommy's tummy? "
Tyler: No, it's not.
Teacher: Yes it is.
Tyler: No, It's the sound two elephants make when they're having sex, WOMB, WOMB, WOMB.
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