One day a kindergarten teacher is teaching a lesson on the alphabet, in which she plans to go through the entire alphabet and ask the children if they can think of a word that begins with each letter.
The only problem is that there's a naughty little boy in the class named Jimmy who loves to use bad words and language so bad it would make a sailor blush every chance he can.
So she begins the lesson, but knows she needs to be careful of little Jimmy, because he'll jump at the chance to say a bad word in front of the entire class.
"Can anybody name a word that starts with the letter A?" she asks. And just like she feared, little Jimmy eagerly raised and waved his hand while saying "I do! I do!".
"Oh no." the teacher thought to herself "I know a bad word that starts with the letter A" so she picks on another child who yells out "Apple!".
The teacher goes through the first few letters, with Jimmy excitedly raising his had each time until she gets to the letter E. And just like before Jimmy waved his hand high over his head hoping the teacher would choose him.
"E? "I can't think of a single bad word that begins with E. Ok, how bad could this be?" the teacher thought to herself. "Ok, Jimmy. Can you name a word that starts with E?" she said.
"Elephant! A big fucking elephant, with a huge cock, giant balls, and loves to take massive shits all over the goddamn place!"
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