Once this guy found a magic lamp. He rubbed it 3 times and a genie came out. She said "I will grant you 3 wishes for releasing me." First, the guy wished for money. He got it. Next, he wished for a new truck. While he was driving along in his new truck, he heard his favorite jingle. He started singing along to it,"Oh, I wish I were an Occar Mayer Weener, that is what I want to be, for if I were an Osc-" POOF! the guy turned into a hot dog.
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