One Wish Each

There were once two red heads and one blonde stuck at the edge
of a cliff. At the tip there was a genie's bottle. The genie
said he would grant them one wish each.


The first red head jumped off and said I wish I was a bird than
flew away. The next red head said I wish I was a bee then flew
away. When the clumsy blonde went to jump off before she went
she said "I wish I was a..." then she tripped and said "Shit!"
And she turned into a piece of poop.