Two old men sit on a bench chatting about their relationships. The first man moans how his wife never wants sex and has been turning him down for years.
He eventually turns to the other man and sighs,
"Well, anyway, how's that new wife of yours?"
The second man breathes deeply and looks down at the ground,
"Terrible", he replies, "just terrible"
"Oh, how so?"
The second man turns and looks almost tearful in his confession.
"Well she's 22, blonde, huge tits and always wanting sex! And I mean it's just constant. Suck and fuck and suck and fuck and suck and fuck..."
The second man becomes quiet as the first man stares in disbelief, finally the first man has to open his mouth.
"Well that sounds amazing! What's so terrible about that!"
The second man looks to the sky wistfully...
"I can't remember where I live..."
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