Okay, here are a few more:
What do parsley & pussy hair have in common?
You just brush them aside and keep on eating.
Why did God create women?
Because sheep can't cook.
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath.
What's the difference between a blonde and an elevator?
Not everyone's been on an elevator.
Why are blondes like 747s?
They all come equipped with black boxes.
What do blondes use to keep their ankles warm?
Their underwear.
How do Snow White and Pinnochio have a good time?
She sits on his face and says, "Lie! Lie!"
If a pair of lesbians and a pair of gay men had a cross-country car race, who would win?
The lesbians - they'd already be doing 69 while the gays were still packing their shit.
What's the most commonly heard pick up line in a gay bar?
"May I push in your stool?"
How do you get 4 gay guys on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
What do you call a gay bar with no seats?
A fruit stand.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.